7.17.2010

Everyone, Laugh With Me at This Potentially World-Changing Car! (Pointing Optional)


This car is really small, and as such, I find it amusing!

Now look at it from the front:


Getting weirder.  Now can we see it with Clooney using it as a leanin' post?


Terrific, thank you.

What in tarnation are we looking at here?  This is the Tango T600, adorably manufactured by Commuter Cars in Spokane, Washington.  It's an all-electric one-seater that reaches 60 MPH in 4 seconds.  Wait this thing goes zero to sixty in four seconds?!  Presumably your last four...

Actually the safety concern isn't a legit one.  This puppy has a roll cage that lets you crash at 200 MPH* and still has you walking away, giggling. "OMG, that crash was cutesters!"

It's 39 inches wide.  Compare the Prius at 69 inches, the Toyota Highlander at 75, and the ten-foot pole with which you'll never touch this at 120.

So if you're thinking "I wouldn't pay a penny over $108,000 for this!", you are in luck, my idiotic friend!  Oh Lord, this "car" costs six figures?  We're never getting off oil.

*into marshmallows.

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